Conversations of married people....

After eating at Subway:

Husband:  The only bad thing at this place is pulling out of here is a pain in the ass.

Wife:  Unless you're going left...  I mean right. 

H:  No, left.

W:  I said 'Unless you're going right.'

H:  I thought you said left.

W:  No, right.

H.  Oh UNLESS you're going right...  right.

W:  Correct.

H.  Right.   Yeah. 

And then we look at each other and smile.